outofcontextdnd:

DM: “He stammers, ‘I promise, I won’t say a word!!’”

Fighter: “Insight check…” (rolls) “14?”

DM: “He’s going to say so many words.”

outofcontextdnd:

Ranger: Hey, guys! Come here! I found a key and some… crudely drawn pornography?

Wizard: Prison gold.

- My players trying to escape a gladiatorial arena 

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

"I’m living in a retarded Bioshock."
— Geoff Ramsey, 2014 (via roosterteethtoutofcontext)

outofcontextdnd:

Drow - Wait wait wait, you’re a paladin right? You cant kill me

Paladin - I punch him

we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

sonicscrewdriving:

i’m just reblogging this for how pERFECT the use of that gif was

outofcontextdnd:

"We’re going to the RIGHT! Not the left! Because justice is doing the RIGHT thing, so therefore we’re turning RIGHT!"

- Our Cleric, who has proclaimed herself to be Justice-sexual